Live, Laugh, Lars

Live, Laugh, Lars

Adorned on the walls

Inside of my shrine these three words they are scrawled

I'm just a fan, Lars

I'm just a fan, Lars

Shake my hand! Shake my hand!

What a pleasure it is to be shaking your hand

No, stay! Don't go!

Lulu was great!

Please, don't go!

Hit The Lights!

And step inside my temple of lunacy

Nowhere to hide

I like Dave Lombardo, too

Not as much as you

He's losing the battle for wall space

Will you come and see my brother-in-law next weekend?

Bet you can't guess where he lives. Go on, have a guess. Leeds!

In the throes of infatuation, Some Kind of Monster once Trapped Under Ice

Through The Frayed Ends of Sanity, a Frantic obsession has started to gnaw

It's Sad But True, but it's fans like us that make you what you are

I know you don't agree but look at my tattoo. It took 14 hours; I fainted 3 times

Glory Be!

Enter madman

Bearing hot tea inside of an arielator

Napster were in the wrong

I'd sue them too!

Scum, subhuman scum

Fandom! Imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror

I cannot live without you; I cannot die without you by my side

In the throes of infatuation, Some Kind of Monster once Trapped Under Ice

Through The Frayed Ends of Sanity, a Frantic obsession has started to gnaw

From the depth of depravity, an Unforgiven plan hatched into form

Lured into my unrelenting headlock, you'll soon Fade to Black forevermore…

Let's do an interview, you be me and I'll be you

Wearing a mask of your face

Don't be scared

As I smear your name in excrement all over these walls

Dancing through the fields of delusions, hand in hand, we're freed from the shackles of reality

A sick and twisted illusion manifesting as an overzealous devotee

Come with me and we'll both be free

Can we be friends?

Can we be best friends?

I'm just a fan, Lars.

Your biggest fan!