I Honestly Thought OSDM Was a Sex Thing

I'm vanilla in bed, hun

Missionary for mains with tender cuddle deserts

I get the job done

There's pleasure to be had but I doubt you'll come

O.S.D.M?

Don't mean to kink shame but I'm not into that stuff

I'm just a normal guy

No whips or chains or shoving things up my…

Candles lit

Scattered petals

Towel down

Baby oil

Heavy petting during softcore erotica

Entombed is on the speakers

We're bumping uglies now

I'm fast as fuck, boy!

Chainsaw guitars in my ears will have me lasting for hours

Growl in my ear, love

To the sweet words of Chris Barnes, I'll eat you back to life

O.S.D.M!

The raw brutality slowly pounding into my ears

I'm like a man possessed

Seven Churches won't save you from my sexual prowess

Dripping sweat

Switch positions

Morbid angles

Blessed are the THICC

In the bedroom, I am your War Master

This will make you wet… Like an Ever Flowing Stream

They hear me coming a mile away

They hear me coming a mile away

EURGH

I wanna slide into your osDMs

I wanna slide into your osDMs