Strictly Come Danzig

Get on your dancing shoes, you sexy swine

Fill up that cup cos It's time to walk the line

Shirtless as fuck. It's time to strut your stuff

Glenn Allen Danzig, you're looking pretty buff

It's Friday night under the disco lights

Pulsating rhythms radiating sheer delight

Our eyes collide and bodies intertwine

Let's raise a toast to an evening so divine

The night is young and this Misfit's full of life

Give him half a chance and he'll probably bone your wife

Lifting in the day and dancing in the dark

With you between my arms, I will never come to harm

We've got to keep this moving. Non-stop, incessant grooving

If the church could see us now, they'd be very disapproving

But we care not, time is short, and we only get one shot

So, load the gun and shoot to kill, give everything we've got

It's time to dance, dance, dance, my darling

"The only thing they've got on tap is fucking Carling"

Shirtless and buff. Starting to push your luck

Glenn Allen Danzig begins to run amok

This alternate club is bursting at the seams

I'm jiving with goth Elvis, this surely is a dream?

Some guy is pushing past and stepping on my toes

A soon-defused exchange but it takes two to tanGO!

He's got two left feet and he's dragging his heels, yet he still gets a ten from Glenn

He's got two left feet and he's dragging his heels, yet he still gets a ten from Glenn

Eight pints of snakebite and black in my system

I can't believe the DJ refused to play 'Mother'. Fucker.

Let's dance

From out of the shadows, we sprawl

Basking in the glow of a winter's moon

We delinquents of the night

All singing, all Danzig

You should have stopped me before I got carried away

In the heat of the moment, our heartbeats combine

And count us down to that dreaded sunrise

You should have stopped me before I got carried away

An evening of pleasure with godless intent

We'll fucking sleep when we're dead