By Myself

Well, I'm crackin' one open with the boys by myself

And everybody thinks that I need professional help

But I don't wanna think about that anymore

And just because I woke up on someone's floor

And asked, "Who the fuck am I?"

I didn't know it felt good to cry

Yeah, I started from the bottom, and I'm still at the bottom

Yeah, and I spent a night in jail, turns out it wasn't the bottom

And I lost so many friends who know that I was the problem

And my life is like a pill that's gettin' harder to swallow

(Get up)

Every girl I never had (Get up)

Blame it on my mom and dad (Get up)

And I don't need no one

Wish I had someone, anyone

Well, I'm crackin' one open with the boys by myself

And everybody says that I need professional help

But I don't wanna think about that anymore

And just because I woke up on someone's floor

And asked, "Where the hell am I?"

I didn't know it felt good to cry

Well, I fell asleep in summer and woke up in October

So I called up everybody, but nobody came over

And why does gettin' sober make you feel like a loner?

And why does gettin' sober make you feel like a loner?

(Get up)

Every girl I never had (Get up)

Blame it on my mom and dad (Get up)

And I don't need no one

Wish I had someone, anyone

Well, I'm crackin' one open with the boys by myself

And everybody says that I need professional help

But I don't wanna think about that anymore

And just because I woke up on someone's floor

And asked,"Where the hell am I?"

I didn't know it felt good to cry

Well, I'm crackin' one open with the boys by myself

And everybody says that I need professional help

But I don't wanna think about that anymore

And just because I woke up on someone's floor

And asked, "Where the hell am I?"

I didn't know it felt good to cry

Um, can I get one California burrito, no cheese

And like, two carne asada tacos?