Wake Bake Skate

Wake! Bake! Skate!

I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict

All methed up watching television static

And I'm gonna try and make it for another year

Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer

So fucking cheap (So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fucking broke (So fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job and I don't have a home

Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

Wake! Bake! Skate!

I'm so strung out I can't even see

Skating so hard I can't even breathe

But I gotta bomb this hill

And I gotta shoot this line

Gotta get my king for a $1.99

So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke (So fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone

Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

Wake! Bake! Skate!

And I'm so fuckin' cheap and I'm so fuckin' broke

And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone

Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke (So fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone

Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke (So fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone

Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

Wake! Bake! Skate! And crash!