I'm the Worst

Well I know what you're thinking

You got me figured out all wrong

I got a dirty laundry list on me

That reads a mile long

What you looking for? A red flag?

I got all different kinds

But there ain't no truth to the lies that you heard about me

I got bones hanging next to my clothes

And it's under the nose, it ain't hard to see

I got a price tag on this

Heavy head of mine

And they'd probably rather see me dead than alive

It's okay

I don't really aim to please much anyway

But a name is a name

And mine may as well be a curse

It's just easy to say I'm the worst

You can say that I'm an outlaw

Just a bandit on the run

Riding around with this band of thieves

Tryna steal some hearts for fun

So, do me a favor

Save me the bullshit today

'Cause I've got way too much on my plate

Trying to scrub the dust from my name

I guess what I'm trying to say

Is it just ain't me

I'm not the monster that the whole towns trying to find

And they'd probably rather see me dead than alive

It's okay

I don't really aim to please much anyway

But a name is a name

And mine may as well be a curse

It's just easy to say I'm the worst

It's just easy to say I'm the worst

So tell me what I am

Tell me what I'm not

Go ahead and tear my name apart

'Cause the man I am, just ain't the one you want

And I ain't gonna change, I'm never gonna stop

We can go on and on and on

'Bout the man I am

Just ain't the one you want

'Cause I know what you're thinking

You got me figured out all wrong

I gotta dirty laundry list on me

That reads a mile long