Missed Call

Tried to call you on the telephone

I didn't make it past three rings

I tried to think of the perfect things to say

To you after the beep

Well, I'm sorry that I'm drunk, I'm sorry what I said

I'm sorry for anything I ever did

But you ain't called back, so

I guess I'll get some sleep

And I'm waiting patiently

But you're done and it's plain to see

That I messed up too much

I guess I'll cut my loss

And oh well, I'm drunk as hell

Guess it's so long, darling, I wish you well

And I'll take my goddamn phone and shut it off

Well, I'm just tired of being just another missed call

I'm pretty glad you ain't called me back

You would have only made things worse

I always try to get the last word in

When you didn't even like the first

And now I'm begging, baby, please

You're begging me to leave

You don't want anything to do with me

And I guess you finally hit me where it hurts

And I'm waiting patiently

But you're done and it's plain to see

That I messed up too much

I guess I'll cut my loss

And oh well, I'm drunk as hell

Guess it's so long, darling, I wish you well

And I'll take my goddamn phone and shut it off

Well, I'm just tired of being just another missed call

Yeah, I'm just another missed call

Well, I'm done and it's safe to say

I won't make it past three rings

I'm pretty done finding words to say

To you after the beep

And I've waited patiently

But you're done and it's plain to see

That I messed up too much

I guess I'll cut my loss

And oh well, I'm drunk as hell

Guess it's so long, darling, I wish you well

And I'll take my goddamn phone and shut it off

Well, I'm just tired of being just another missed call

Yeah, I'm just another missed call