Have a Nice Day

She's got that look that I know too well

Well, the new hair, crocodile tears

The same old show and tell

It's a crowded room

But there's safety in the numbers

She don't know, she's right where I want her so

Why don't you save me your problems?

I'll let you check the boxes

On all the ones that apply to me

And, well, there's two sides to everything

And I'm so easy to blame

I was blind to it, but now I see

That there's no point in getting angry

So I'll fake a smile and wave

I hope that swinging door hits you on the way

Thanks for your time, girl, and have a nice day

Well, I can't begin to make up time that's lost

Regardless of whose fault it was

In the end

And I don't even care if you

Try to keep the promises you made to me

I guess that depends on

On if you wanna cause a scene

Or we can make this a clean break

Just tell me, what do you say?

Why don't you save me your problems?

'Cause I'll let you check the boxes

On all the ones that apply to me

And, well, there's two sides to everything

And I'm so easy to blame

I was blind to it, but now I see

That there's no point in getting angry

So I'll fake a smile and wave

I hope that swinging door hits you on the way

Thanks for your time, girl, and have a nice day

Thanks for your time, girl, and have a nice day

I guess I cut shit off in the nick of time

She's looking at me like she lost her mind

And she said

"There's no way"

And I said

Why don't you save me your problems?

'Cause I'll let you check the boxes

On all the ones that apply to me

And, well, there's two sides to everything

And I'm so easy to blame

I was blind to it, but now I see

That there's no point in getting angry

So I'll fake a smile and wave

I hope that swinging door hits you on the way

Thanks for your time, girl, have a nice day

Yeah, thanks for your time, girl

And have a nice day

Have a nice day