Roll out the carpet, break all the champers
'Cause the award for the best actor, Randy, it was you
Running your mouth full of mush and them pampers
You've done a lobby, we all know, then it oughta be true
Nobody's buying it yet, you're still supplying it, yeah
The most compulsive and delusive type of liar we've met
You never get out of bed, we know you're swimming in debt
But everybody, please quiet on set, 'cause
Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame moving
Move back, but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor
They don't believe in you
That's why they're leaving you
We don't believe in you
There's no evasion, they stand upon entry
Soon as you walk in, everybody knows there's one up your sleeve
Every occasion is loaded with plenty
You've got a lot and even all the people want you to leave
Nobody's buying it yet, you're still supplying it, yeah
The most compulsive and delusive type of liar we've met
You never mean what you say, you made it up in your head
Can everybody please, quiet on set, 'cause
Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame moving
Move back, but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor
They don't believe in you
That's why they're leaving you
We don't believe in you
Here we go again, and though he said he'd sought revenge
It never happened, it was a factual thing
He's got another script, but he's a little bit omissive
Now I'll tell you from the back of his team
Nobody's buying it yet, you're still supplying it, yeah
The most compulsive and delusive type of liar we've met
You've got us all in regret, the main event of the bet
Can everybody, please, quiet on set?
Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame moving
Move back, but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor
Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame moving
Move back, but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor
They don't believe in you
That's why they're leaving you
We don't believe in you
That's why they're leaving you
Here comes the world's greatest actor
