I Sucked Another Dick Last Night

I sucked another dick last night

Not sayin' that it's wrong or right

First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze

But now it's just somethin' I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

But I sucked another dick last night

Now darling, don't get me wrong

It'd be you if you had a dong

Please don't tell our son 'cause he won't understand

'Bout his cockkgobblin', cum swallorin' crazy old man

Please accept me for the guy I am

And not what I do in the back of a van

I sucked another dick last night

Not sayin' that it's wrong or right

First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze

But now it's just somethin' I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

But I sucked another dick last night

Darlin', stop yellin', the baby's asleep

Didn't kiss neither of you until I brushed my teeth

So I need you to stop all this judgin' of me

The good lord made all of us differently

I sucked another dick last night

Not sayin' that it's wrong or right

First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze

But now it's just somethin' I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

Once a month, at most, not all the time

You have to trust it'll all be all right

But I sucked another dick last night