Viral Song

Look at little Tim Tim

Trying to write a viral song

He looks a little lost

Guess I could help him along

What you got, Tim Tim?

Ah, my door

Never mind that, Tim

I've come to help, you won't regret it

Just follow the recipe

And gather the ingredients

Pick a topic people talk about on social media

Don't violate the terms of service

Or your vid will be deleted

Also, make a catchy chorus

Something that could be repeated

Cats, cats, laughing babies

People falling, hot, hot ladies

Sleepy puppies, dancing babies

Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies

Put a lot of words in one verse

Careful to enunciate it

Sing multiple layers

It helps if you animate it

What do you mean, animate it?

Why, what do you mean, what do I mean?

You said animated, what do you mean by that?

No, no, I don't think I said that at all

Yeah I think you definitely said that

No, I think I'd remember if I said that for sure, definitely

Well, what'd you say?

Well I think it was probably something along the lines of

Cats, cats, laughing babies

People falling, hot, hot ladies

Sleepy puppies, dancing babies

Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies

Put a lot of words in one verse

Careful to enunciate it

Say something educational

So parents let their kids play it

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

D-d-d-did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

C-c-c-cashews, cashews, fr-fr-fr-fruit

D-d-d-did you know that?

No

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

D-d-d-did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

Ha, cashews, cashews, fr-fr-fr-fruit

D-d-d-did you know that?

I said no, I said no

No

It's ok, Tim, nobody blames you

Most people don't know the truth

About the cashew

But now you do

So next time you go to the playground

Have everybody gather around

And tell them what your good friend

Tobuscus has taught you

Tell 'em

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

D-d-d-did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

C-c-c-cashews, cashews, fr-fr-fr-fruit

D-d-d-did you know that?

No

Sing it

Cashews, cashews come from a fruit

Again

Cashews, cashews come from a fruit

Louder

Cashews, cashews come from a fruit

D-d-d-did you know that? No

Ok now get this stuff out of my parent's house

No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help

I didn't ask you for

Shh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim

Alright, I'm gonna get out of here

I'm gonna go upload this to iTunes

But I thought this was my viral song

You thought this was gonna be

No, it's not gonna be viral

It's a terrible song

I was telling you how to do it yourself

And that why I charged you 500 dollars

We didn't agree on 500 dollars

Aah, your voice is so annoying