Huntin' Season

Haven't seen him once all weekend

House ain't cold, my phone ain't ringin'

Didn't even say that he was leavin'

Oh, it must be huntin' season

I can shop online, drink all the wine

Binge a whole season of The Real Housewives

Call the girls, we go to town

Never have to put that toilet seat down

Stay up late, talkin' 'bout our feelings

Oh, I do love huntin' season

He don't know it

'Cause I sure don't show it

When I kiss him goodbye and I wish him good luck

Say, "Don't you come back without a twelve-point buck"

'Cause that's the reason

For my newfound freedom

No, you ain't the only one been waitin' all year

Oh, dear, I do love huntin' season

He thinks it's hot how I'm supportive

I put it right there on the calendar for him

Say, "Don't worry, baby, I'll be back in a hurry"

I just hope he don't tag out early

He don't know it

'Cause I sure don't show it

When I kiss him goodbye and I wish him good luck

Say, "Don't you come back without a twelve-point buck"

'Cause that's the reason

For my newfound freedom

No, you ain't the only one been waitin' all year

Oh, dear, I do love huntin' season

That's right

Aw, yeah

Don't get me wrong, hope he gets one

A real prize, I hope it's a big one

I just hope it takes a little longer

'Cause absence makes the heart grow fonder (Huh)

He don't know it

'Cause I sure don't show it

When I kiss him goodbye and I wish him good luck

Say, "Don't you come back without a twelve-point buck"

'Cause that's the reason

For my newfound freedom

No, you ain't the only one been waitin' all year

Oh, dear, I do love huntin' season

Oh, dear, I do

Love huntin' season

Aw, yeah