Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Bobby Joe and Betty, got a real nice farm

Everybody knows that they work real hard

Bobby Joe sweatin' in the noon day sun

Betty right beside him, till the work's all done

But every now and then, they get a strong desire

To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped

The corn need cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They're climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shookin' those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

Ain't nobody watching but the

Brown chicken, brown cow

Yeah

Black crow sitting on the weather vane

He can see them coming, from a mile away

Yeah, he's caw, caw, callin' out a loud alarm

Hey, ol' Bobby Joe and Betty, headin' for the barn

Now, the chicken ain't peckin' and the cow won't eat

They're fightin' each other for a front row seat

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped

The corn need cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They're climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shookin' those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

Ain't nobody watching but the

Brown chicken, brown cow

Yeah

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped

The corn need cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They're climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shookin' those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

Ain't nobody watching but the

Brown chicken, brown cow

Ain't nobody watching

Brown chicken, brown cow

Ain't nobody watching but the

Brown chicken, brown cow

Only one's watchin', baby

Ain't nobody watching

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