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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Priscilla Block
Priscilla Block
Vocals
Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson
Programming
Jake Curry
Jake Curry
Electric Guitar
Sarah Jones
Sarah Jones
Background Vocals
Brian Lafferty
Brian Lafferty
Bass Guitar
Trey Binkley
Trey Binkley
Dobro
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Priscilla Block
Priscilla Block
Composer
Emily Kroll
Emily Kroll
Songwriter
Sarah Jones
Sarah Jones
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson
Producer
Jake Curry
Jake Curry
Producer
Steve Corrao
Steve Corrao
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

I've heard
I've been hearing about dad bods a little too long
So what about my muffin top is wrong?
Sucking in really sucks, even if I had a million bucks
I'd hire Jillian Michaels and I'd probably still give up
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
You can't spell diet without die
I've been eating carbs since '95
And I've heard thick thighs save lives
God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back
And all the sexy one-pieces hanging on the racks
If you can't handle these love handles
You can find me at McDonald's and trust me, they'll be lovin' it
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
You can't spell diet without die
I've been eating carbs since '95
And I've heard thick thighs save lives
Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free
But I can tell you, you won't catch me counting calories
Or macros, or net carbs, or hell, MSG
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
You can't spell diet without die
I've been eating carbs since '95
And I've heard thick thighs save lives
And I've heard thick thighs save lives
So love thigh-self
Written by: Emily Kroll, Priscilla Block, Sarah Jones
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