Thick Thighs

I've heard I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long So what about my muffin top is wrong? Suckin in really sucks If I had a million bucks I'd hire Jillian Michaels And I'd probably still give up I can't be the only one who likes Extra fries over exercise And never eat the produce that I buy So why even try You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die' I've been eatin' carbs since '95 And I heard thick thighs save lives God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back And all the sexy one-pieces hangin' on the racks If you can't handle these love handles you can find me at McDonald's And trust me They'll be lovin' it I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise And never eat the produce that I buy So why even try You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die' I've been eatin' carbs since '95 And I heard thick thighs save lives Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free But I can tell you You won't catch me countin' calories Or macros, or net carbs Or hell, MSG I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise And never eat the produce that I buy So why even try You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die' I've been eatin' carbs since '95 And I heard thick thighs save lives And I heard thick thighs save lives So love thyself