Rigatoni

I collect magnets

Alphabets and Hello Kitty gadgets

Pirates with one-eyed patches

Kung-fu chefs with hatchets

Panties of the ratchet

Galore at the dollar store

I put them on my fridge

Reminding me I don't have kids and off the grid

Run a scam on me through my kid

I'll off my fam same way Söze did

And my lawyer'll be Kobayashi

Teflon Don got nothing on me

So wasabi, too much make eye watery

Hung jury, won lottery

And clay pottery

With bonsai tree

Hey don't bother me unless you're the press

You can follow me

No gun's you'll see

Tucked in my vest as I play chess

Rook to H8, OK

Your pawn to D3, I see

My pawn to D7, a blessing

D2, who you? Checkmate

So real you'll be looking away

Got two queens on the board today

Clam chowder be the super, the - hey no gunpowder

In the diner I'm through for the day hanging with Renee

It's just a game but I clowned you like Gacy

Press outside, walk like Spacey

Death Row ain't the label that pays me

In the backroom with my side-lady

Beat it up like it's a hood fight

Pull out abruptly like Shug Knight

Roll over you Kushite, kids play rugby down on Wind Pipe

Ey, it was a good night

We'll make a family next time, meantime

Don't you be mad at me, that's a crime fantasy

Will be granted, B, in vogue

Hold on to your vanity

A rigatoni

Never gonna get it

Swallow it down with Glenlivet

Mistress – I'm off to the missus