Carrot Cake

My girl dressed like a girl

Cowboy hats, boots and Spanish pearls

I see on both sides like Chapelle

See on both sides like Chapelle

The Daily Planet writes me up well

Hint, Clark Kent slipped and fell

I be the new son of Jor-El

Clean your nose with my new lapel

Flying twice as high with no butterflies in the sky

OD'd and an alibi

Rainbows can't read and Lavare can't see

Sue me, I'm a trekkie

So dated and rehearsed and fashionably late

I'll funk like rotten milk and past the expiration date

It'll make your granny's cow lactate, those old rugs levitate

You'll wonder why I got apple pie, prune juice and carrot cakes

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids

And I only watch R-rated vids

On VHS, blue neon grids

Did you shoot Bambi? Yes, you did

Don't worry, I won't tell a soul

Underground like Alice in a rabbit hole

Please, there's no need to text us

Eavesdrop on you like Alexa

Thought it was Wonderland

Data sent to Amazon Shamans

Bossa Nova, you're a boss, huh?

Now you're deep in the woods on Ayahuasca

Burn me out the forest

When you're more hairier than Chuck Norris

Try to control my fate? I'll have a talk with your mum

After I'm done with the carrot cake

I'm gonna beat them in the coliseum

A cat will be the witness of my outstanding fitness

Shuffling on 'em like Ali

Then he'll try to shuffle like me, what a sight to see

Because I don't fight, I eat chips

And watch a lotta kung fu flicks

Way of the dragon be my profile pic

Fell off the wagon by Daniel's crane style kick

Guts on the beat, we go slumming

In Paris throwing daggers at feet

We put the crowd into a sweat lodge

Dried saliva sip with a tinge of fromage

Collage clay-mation and paper maches

Duchamp this scene like Claude Monet

PO Box number, collect cache

Prefer Vin Rouge to Pink Rose

I'm topless so you ain't top of nothing

Spotless in a junk yard eatin' muffins

A little yeasty, put it back in the oven

BBQ play trumpet like Kermit Ruffins