Freaks of the Industry

Well, we're the freaks of the industry

My man, Money B

Oh my mellow, Shock G

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us backstage

Be prepared to G

Well they say that birds do it, bees do it (Do it)

Time to freak, Money B gets to it

Not a heavyweight, but I go 12 rounds

With a jab and a stick, I'm goin' lick for lick, so

Give me the helmet, I'll be the stunt man

Just relax, and I won't front

Like Anita, I'm giving you the best that I got

And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot

(Yes) Caressing your back we're chest to chest

She kissing on my freckles

I nibble around you ears, before I suck upon your neck

Oh, Money B, yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'

But it's not a wet dream, it's the real

The freaky dog dot nasty

Never lettin' a kitty cat get past me

Without pickin' it up, pettin' it, teasin' it

Takin' it on home and pleasin' it

'Cause we're the freaks of the industry

You's a freak, Money B

You got that, Shock G

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us backstage

Be prepared to G

Say you're G'ing (G'ing?)

Nobody else is seein'

And the freak that you're with is in front of you

Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser (Boo-yeah)

You're looking at her from the rear (Yeah)

She looks just like Vanessa (The right stuff)

Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singing career

But the X rated video queen

Know what I mean (Uh-huh)

Alright here's the scene

You're lying on your back with your head on the edge of the bed

The boots two feet from your head

Should you, A, take the time to find a condom

B, you walk right over and you pound 'em

C, tell her that you want her love

Well the answer is D (D), all of the above

So you're freakin' (Freakin')

The furniture's squeakin' (Squeakin')

Sayin' that she's weak in the knees

Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound

You're taxin' it and waxin' it and working around

Till the booty starts making that clappin' sound

Which is cool, but you friends are chilling in the other room

The clappin's getting louder

You don't want them to clown you

In this situation, what do you do? What?

A, you plain and simple, back up off her

B, you hit is just a little bit softer

C, you take it out and put it in her butt

Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up

I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door

Now they can't see me any more

Check the locks so they can't clock, but the can listen

There'll be no barging in and they'll be no dissin', dissin'

Get back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries

Then I go through all the fly positions

My head under her leg under my arm under her toe

She say, I like it when you scream, baby, let yourself go

I hit it and split it, lick it, and quit

After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside

And before anybody gets a chance to speak

I say, Yo, don't say nothin'

I guess I'm just a freak

'Cause we're the freaks of the industry

Aw, you a freak, G

Yo, you worse, Money B

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us backstage

Be prepared to G

You know what mean, you's a freak

I seen you what that girl at the hotel after that show last week

And what about that time out there in the park?

Shh, don't tell nobody

It's like this

Now if there's a cure for this

We don't want it, we'll run from it

And if there's a remedy

We don't need it, we just eat it

This to the ladies

I'm a freak

A yo, piano man, take us outta here