The Humpty Dance

Oh, oh, do me, baby

Oh, oh, do me, baby

Aight, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that you're used to

I look funny

But yo, I'm makin' money, see

So yo, world, I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

And my sound's laid down by the Underground

I drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf

So just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty

Pronounced with a umpty

Yo, ladies

Oh, how I like to funk thee

And all the rappers in the top ten

Please allow me to bump thee

I'm steppin' tall, y'all

And just like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I like to rhyme

I like my beats funky

I'm spunky

I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm sick with this

Straight gangsta mack

But sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

Oh, yo, fat girl, come here

Are you ticklish?

Yeah, I called you fat

Look at me, I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy

Allow me to amaze thee

They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me

I'm still gettin' in the girls pants

And I even got my own dance

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump

C'mon (Oh, do me, baby)

Ah, do the Humpty Hump

C'mon and do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby)

Check me out y'all, and do the Humpty Hump (Do the Humpty Hump)

Just watch me do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Yeah, well, do you know what I'm doin'? (Do the Humpty Hump)

Doin' my Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

C'mon, do the Humpty Hump

Ah, do the Humpty Hump

People say, yo, Humpty

You're really funny lookin'

That's aight 'cause I get things cookin'

You stare, your glare, you constantly try to compare me

But you can't get near me

I'm givin' more, see?

And on the floor, B? All the girls, they adore me

Oh, yes, ladies

I'm really bein' sincere

'Cause in the '69, my Humpty nose will tickle your rear

My nose is big

Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle

I'm still gettin' paid

I get laid by the ladies

You know I'm in charge

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stupid

I shoot an arrow like Cupid

I use a word that don't mean nuttin'

Like looptid

I sang on Doowhutchyalike

And if you missed it

I'm the one who said, just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told you that I like to bite

Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write

All you had to do was give Humpty a chance

And now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump

C'mon, yeah, sexy baby (Oh, do me, baby)

Do the Humpty Hump (C'mon, uh)

Do the Humpty Hump

Sexy baby (Oh, oh, do me, baby)

Do the Humpty Hump (Everybody)

C'mon and do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Uh, Do you know what we're doin'? (Do the Humpty Hump)

We're doing the Humpty Hump, y'all (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Uh, do the Humpty Hump

Watch me do the Humpty Hump

Aww yeah, that's the break, y'all

Let a little of that bass groove right here

Uh, doo, roo, doo, ruut

Uh, doo, roo, doo, ruut

Aww yeah

Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself

Let me tell you a little about this dance

It's real easy to do

Check it out

First I limp to the side like my legs was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky

People say you look MC Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's aight 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance, y'all

Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

You got it down

When you appear to be in pain

Humpin'

Funkin', jumpin'

Dig around, shakin' your rump

And when a doo-doo chump punk

Points a finger like a stunt

Tell 'em, step off

I'm doin' the Hump

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump

Everybody (Oh, do me, baby)

Uh, do the Humpty Hump

C'mon and do the Humpty Hump

Sexy baby (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Do the Humpty Hump (Uh)

Do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Do the Humpty Hump (Numa, numa, numa doin')

We're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all, uh (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Watch me do the Humpty Hump

Uh, check it out (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Black people, do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, c'mon (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

White people, do the Humpty Hump

Do, do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Puerto Ricans

Do the Humpty Hump

Just keep on doin' the Hump (Do the, do the Humpty Hump, oh, oh, do me, baby)

Samoans

Do the Humpty Hump

Do the, do the Humpty Hump

Aw, yeah

Let's get stupid

Uh, do the Humpty Hump (Gimme the music)

Do the Humpty Hump (Gimme, gimme the music)

Everybody, do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump (Give, gimme the music)

Do the Humpty Hump

C'mon and do the Humpty Hump (Gimme, gimme the music)

Do you know what we're doin'? (Do the Humpty Hump)

Doin' the Humpty Hump, huh (Do the Humpty Hump)

Ah, yeah, go on and break it down (Oh, oh, do me, baby)

Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, sexy baby (Oh, oh, do me, baby)

Once again, the Underground is in the house

I'd like to send a shoutout to the whole world

Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance

And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever

Oh, do me, baby

Oh, oh, do me, baby

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby

Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby