Big Ole Butt

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake

Playin' the wall, takin' a break

Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earrings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing

That's when I seen her, her name was Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina

I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L

Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell

But then again I'm livin' kind of foul

'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"

To make a long story short, I got the digits

Called her on my car-phone and paid her a visit

I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her

Laughin' 'cause my girl didn't know that I was screwin' her

Layin' like a king on sheets of satin

That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'

She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty

I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie

But Tina was exotic, Earl's my witness

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek

But in the back of my mind, it was this big butt freak

I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in

And said to her with a devilish grin

"Tina got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Tina got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

Tina got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Tina got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you"

I went to the high school about three o'clock

To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock

My homeboy's Jeep, the system blastin'

Cold forty Dog, smilin' and laughin'

Girls all over, the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

That's when I seen her, her name was Brenda

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember

I said to my man, "Stop the Jeep"

She's only seventeen but, yo, don't sleep

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter

I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired

Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"

I put the big booty on the bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss, I gave her a hug

I said to the girl, "Them young boys ain't nothin'

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes

Went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'

You know what I said?

"Too bad you caught me cheatin', but

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you"

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak

Around the time when the waitresses are on their lunch break

I pulled in the parkin' lot, parked my car

Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"

I paid it no attention, I walked inside

'Cause Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'

I sat down to eat, ordered my food

I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude

But I'll take you on a platter"

She said, "You got a girl"

I said, "It don't matter

You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza

What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"

I said, "Okay, you're smart and all that

But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"

She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear

L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"

I pulled up at ten on the D-O-T

When she walked out the door I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

Laid her on the table and placed my order

And gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter

On and on till the break of dawn

All over the restaurant, word is bond

I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol

Who did I see? Oh, yo, it was Brenda

Yo, she worked at Red Lobster, but I didn't remember

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Lisa got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

See ya

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But Lisa got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

See ya