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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
Performer
Alf Clausen
Alf Clausen
Conductor
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alf Clausen
Alf Clausen
Composer
John Swartzwelder
John Swartzwelder
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Alf Clausen
Alf Clausen
Producer
Rick Riccio
Rick Riccio
Recording Engineer
Cary Butler
Cary Butler
Recording Engineer
Armin Steiner
Armin Steiner
Recording Engineer
Chris Ledesma
Chris Ledesma
Editing Engineer
Bob Beecher
Bob Beecher
Editing Engineer

Lyrics

(Hey)
(Who left this garbage on the steps of Congress?)
I'm not garbage
I'm an Amendment to be, yes, an Amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least I hope that and pray that there are
'Cause these liberal freaks go too far!
(But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?)
Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we change the Constitution
(Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!)
Now you're catching on!
(What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?)
Then I'll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that "He's gay"!
(Good news, Amendment)
(They ratified ya, you're in the U.S Constitution)
Oh yeah!
Door's open, boys!
Written by: Alf Clausen, John Swartzwelder
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