Dancin' Homer (Medley)

"Well kids, there it is

Capitol City!"

There's a swingin' town I know called Capitol City

People stop and scream "hello" in Capitol City

It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king

And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo, super-king

"Look, it's Tony Bennett!"

"Hey, good to see you"

It's against the law to frown in Capitol City

You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see

Fourth Street and D, yeah

Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam

From Capitol City, my home sweet, yeah

Capitol City, my happy-tol city

It's Capitol City, my home sweet swingin' home

"Capitol City, yeah!"