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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
Performer
Alf Clausen
Alf Clausen
Conductor
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Al Jean
Al Jean
Composer
Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss
Composer
John Vitti
John Vitti
Composer
John Swartzwelder
John Swartzwelder
Composer
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Composer
Frank Mula
Frank Mula
Composer
George A. Meyer
George A. Meyer
Composer
Jeff Martin
Jeff Martin
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Alf Clausen
Alf Clausen
Producer
Rick Riccio
Rick Riccio
Recording Engineer
Cary Butler
Cary Butler
Recording Engineer
Armin Steiner
Armin Steiner
Recording Engineer
Chris Ledesma
Chris Ledesma
Editing Engineer
Bob Beecher
Bob Beecher
Editing Engineer

Lyrics

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!
What'd I say?
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
That's right!
Monorail!
I hear those things are awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level
The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again...
Monorail!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Mono...d'oh!
Written by: Al Jean, Conan O'Brien, Frank Mula, George A. Meyer, Jeff Martin, John Swartzwelder, John Vitti, Mike Reiss

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