Slaytina

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Introducing a new model

Comprised of the best elements

Of dragoons the world over

The seven billion dollar woman

Better, faster, stronger

Legs, five inches longer than Naomi Smalls

With the modeling capabilities of Raja the Gemini

A waist three inches smaller than Violet Chachki

I give you

Slaytina

Slaytina

Slaytina

Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity

Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi

Eyebrows fleeked from Matthew Anderson's personal Instagram

Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny

Featuring fish resin extracted from the DNA of Courtney Act

And Vivienne Pinet

Comedic skills receiving five more laughs per minute

Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined

Lips molded from composite of Detox and Raven

Breasts constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage

Slaytina

Slaytina

Slaytina

Slaytina

Thicker and juicer than Roxxxy Andrews

Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints

Of Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez

Installed by Jiggly Caliente's personal Oral Surgeon

With cooler slam enabled hip joints stolen from

The living body of Katya Zamolodchikova

I give you

I give you

Slaytina

Slaytina

Slaytina

Slaytina

Slaytina