Your Makeup Is Terrible

Greetings, Earthlings

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glamtron

What's yours?

Now I've come a long way to be here tonight

So let's get our greetings and salutations out of the way right now shall we?

Hi, oh, I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier

Now there's an issue that has recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now

Is that okay with you honey?

Are you ready?

You, are you ready?

Okay

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Now I heard this is the best motherfuckin' club in all the land, is that correct?

(Uh huh) Mhmm, well it better be

Because I never have no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway

Mister doorman, what's that?

You need my ID?

This face is my ID, motherfucker

Now I'm not the kind of bitch who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you

If I have an issue with you

I will bring it right to your busted face

Now let's discuss it right now, shall we? Okay, alright, okay?

Are you ready?

(Uh huh)

You, specifically, are you ready?

(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Oh my gosh

This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (Oh my God)

You see there's something I have to confess

You and I have a lot more in common than I thought (What?)

And there's something I need to bring to your attention right now

Are you ready?

(I think so)

Are you ready?

That's better

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

My makeup is terrible

My makeup is terrible

My makeup is terrible

My makeup is terrible

Do you love me anyway?

Terrible, terrible, terrible

My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible

Our make up is terrible

But I love you anyway