Alaska

Yelling at the loser in the mirror saying

"Dude, don't take it personal"

It's gonna be another weird month, I guess

According to my horoscope

At some Chinese restaurant in San Francisco

My fortune told me I'm on the wrong road

Well, life's a game, yeah, I need the cheat codes

And I hate the snow, but

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Driving out of town, maybe wave if I pass you

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask you

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Posting all these pictures on the internet

I want someone to give a shit

Eating ice cream in my bed

I guess the problem is that I don't even give a shit

Yeah, I could bring the vibe down from ten to zero

The world's most pointless superhero

Just me, myself, and my stupid ego

And I hate the snow, but

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Driving out of town, maybe wave if I pass you

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask you

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Yeah, maybe I just don't know what I've got

Look at my life like a bad before-shot

Stuck in myself with all the doors locked

When I just want to go

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Driving out of town, maybe wave if I pass you

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask you

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska