Eat the Rich

One down and another to go

Keep it up and you just might just win the gold

Eyes on the prize and your head in the game

What the hell is it for if you don’t feel the pain

(Wait, what did you just say? Oh, my God)

Trash talking son of a bitch

Bibs on, it's time to eat the rich

(Bon appetite, I'm famished)

It’s all uphill for an asthmatic

How the hell did the little blue engine do it

(Oh, that's right, he didn't)

I think I can, I think I can

Funny, you always get the helping hand

Trash talking son of a bitch

Bibs on, it’s time to eat the rich

(Oh, Mommy and Daddy got you a Lambo but you wanted a G Wagon? That is so sad for you)

Night shift, face lift, see which shoe fits

Having the choice is a privilege

Steal the bread to feed the home

But who needs bread when you’ve got the dough

Trash talking son of a bitch

Bibs on, it’s time to eat the rich

(Spoon-feeding alternatives: available)

Trash talking son of a bitch

Bibs on, it’s time to eat the rich