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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Miranda Lambert
Miranda Lambert
Background Vocals
Maren Morris
Maren Morris
Vocals
Jay Joyce
Jay Joyce
Keyboards
Fred Eltringham
Fred Eltringham
Background Vocals
Jason Hall
Jason Hall
Background Vocals
Jaxon Hargrove
Jaxon Hargrove
Background Vocals
Jimmy Mansfield
Jimmy Mansfield
Background Vocals
Joel King
Joel King
Bass
Rob McNelley
Rob McNelley
Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Miranda Lambert
Miranda Lambert
Songwriter
Hillary Lindsey
Hillary Lindsey
Songwriter
Lori McKenna
Lori McKenna
Songwriter
Liz Rose
Liz Rose
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jay Joyce
Jay Joyce
Producer
Andrew Mendelson
Andrew Mendelson
Mastering Engineer
Jason Hall
Jason Hall
Mixing Engineer
Jaxon Hargrove
Jaxon Hargrove
Assistant Recording Engineer
Jimmy Mansfield
Jimmy Mansfield
Assistant Recording Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
[Verse 2]
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it, don't sound fun
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
He cheated, he's a villain
And you know I'd help you kill him
[Verse 3]
But we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of living
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 4]
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Arsenic in his lemonade
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain't gonna do it
(She ain't gonna do it)
[Verse 5]
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
We should put him through it
(Don't put him through it)
He cheated, he's a villain
So let's hire somebody to kill him
[Verse 6]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of living
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 7]
La, da, da, da, dum (La, da, da, da, dum)
La, da, da, da, dum (La, da, da, da, dum)
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, da, dum
[Verse 8]
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
That lack of waxing situation
[Verse 9]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of living
I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 10]
La, da, da, da, dum (La, da, da, da, dum)
La, da, da, da, do (La, de, da, da, do)
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, da, dum
[Verse 11]
La, da, da, da, da, dum
La, da, da, da, da, dum
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, da, dum
Written by: Miranda Lambert, Hillary Lindsey, Lori McKenna, Liz Rose

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