Kutcher

Why do you always have to fuck with my head?

You mocked my haircut again

So i got some scissors and cut it off

And now I can’t go out in public

I look like a suburban monk

I guess I got Punk’d

‘Cause

Ashton Kutcher’s got nothing on you

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

You fuck with my sytem again

I’ll take your favourite pen

I’ll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash

And then when you go out in public

Your fabric will be fucking soft

I guess you got Punk’d

‘cause

Ashton Kutcher’s got nothing on you

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

But they’re not together any more

I just wanted to be your, Mid-Noughties MTV star