Camel Crew

This carvery is on the house

Service is slow, all the glasses are stained

But carry on, it always comes

Sooner than you think

The steak is dry, the wine is weak

This dialogue, is badly written

And cheapened by the need

For well cast female leads

The camel crew in baby blue parked in a van

And all the lenses are stained, stay in your homes

Home on the range and it's a new day now

Well now 51, kick his hands

Their hands to the reins and it's a new day

This avant-garde is still the same

Go to Goldsmiths and they dye their fringes 

To know they've made it only

When they sign the rights to Sony

Well the steps are swept and the lawn is neat

The flowerbeds shame the neighbours

Milo knew he'd made it when he

He got his first mock Tudor semi

All right

The camel crew in baby blue parked in a van

And all the lenses are stained, stay in your home

Home on the range and it's a new day now

Well now 51, kick in his hands

Their hands to the reins and it's a new day

You say it's boring, but it's not

Well it's only I forgot

Call a number, make a change

And in the morning when it's hot

You just close your eyes and watch

Just call a number, make a change