Going Soft

Oh bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad weather

Just focus on the scenery

Well, I've been going soft

Run me from the top of the scene

Hey

So Davey and Sam met Trinny and Susanne

And Peter, Paul and Anne at the pool

The weather got hot

They splashed about a lot, getting cool

Hey

Oh, you provide the cross

I'll do the nails myself

Oh, dying's just as easy

As putting up a shelf

A little to the right, hold me or I might just slip off

Hey

I've been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the CD don't skip

But it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend

Oh, well the temperature dropped

So out they all got

But Trinny stayed to practice her crawl

I guess she got cramp

'Cause when they pulled her out

She was all blue

Oh, you provide the words

I'll say them all myself

Well lying's just as easy as putting up a shelf

A little to the left

Watch it, man, I'm starting to sweat

Hey

I've been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the CD don't skip

'Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the-

Sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the CD don't skip

'Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend

I've been sleeping in Thumblands

I only listen to old bands

I pray the CD don't skip

'Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the-

Sleeping in Thumblands

Only listen to old bands

I pray the CD don't skip

'Cause it keeps me going soft

Only on the weekend