Lander

Oh, you've been waiting for a while

Down there by the Aldershot Municipal Gardens

Do you think, sometimes on weekends

When it gets light, you could swim there?

Well, maybe if the water was clear

I've been taking some time to myself

I've been thinking a lot

But mainly outside of the box

I really hope that my business speak works

And I get a job, 'cause I really need one

Yeah, I've been waiting

In the docks, for a while

Down there in Aldershot

Camberley or Staines, I think

I've been packing lunches

Deep in boxes

I want to be a lawyer

Or someone who hunts foxes

And I think, maybe, in a little while

I could become a doctor

The ambulances don't run any more

But it's okay

You can get an Uber there for 4 pounds 55

And if you can't afford that

Well, it only really hurts

When it rains

So, arthritis, probably

Doesn't matter a lot

I've been thinking a little bit

About that sort of thing

And if you could

Hopefully agree

I could begin the track

By the sound of three, so

Oh, you've been hoping a lot

Working on your poses

And living on a yacht

In your dreams

I'm there in Camberley

Or Aldershot and Staines

And there, it hunches

Underneath any miserable bridges

And on the weekends

It goes out for a bit

To the Slug and Lettuce

Or Wetherspoons and that shit

There's no club in this town any more

But if you want to do drugs

You could always go to London

Oh, tend to your flowers for a while

Everything's growing so nicely

July's coming along

I hope that

When the winter's finally here

You can sit in your front room

And laugh at your neighbours

Oh, you're a tiny bit old for this

Don't you think?

It's gonna get better

Before too long, or if it doesn't

I guess, you'll be six feet under

Wearing your nicest clothes