Got a lot of the deer crossing signs, which always perplexed me. Just ever driving along and you have woods for 10 miles on either side of you, all of a sudden you get to the 11th mile and there's a sign saying, "Deer crossing next four miles." What about the last 10? How are you so confident that you didn't even need a sign? But did a guy go to put up a sign and the other guy goes, "Forget the sign, Tommy, we don't need a sign. We don't need a sign. We had a sit-down with the deer years and years ago. We worked it all out." That's the only legitimate way, right? Hundreds of years ago we did one highway representative sit down with one deer representing all the deers. That's how long ago this was. They were still called deers back then.
And the highway guy said to the deer, "If you can get all the other deer to cross between exit 42 and exit 43, I think I can get all my people to slow down when we go through that area." And the deer go, "No, no, no. You want us to walk up a mile to cross over, to come back down a mile to get to the pond to drink? No, no, no. I got to go back to the other deers with more. You got to give me more. I got to go back with more." "All right, all right, all right, all right, all right."
The highway guy said, "How about this? For now on, when there's more than just one of you, it's still just deer. Yeah? We drop the S. Only fish have that right now." And the deer went, "That's hot. That's hot. I think I can go back to the other deers with that." And he goes, "You mean the other deer?" "I already like it."
That's why we do 55. Have you ever tried to do a sustained 55, literally just do 55? Are we even moving? Are we even fucking moving right now? Jesus Christ. Want to put it in park and walk out of protest. Henry Ford is rolling over in his grave right now. Step on it."
