Be In My Video

Be in my video

Darling, every night

I will rent a cage for you

And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white

(Teeny-little-tiny-little)

Twirl around in a lap dissolve

Pretend to sing the words

I'll rent a gleaming limousine

Release a flock of

Ber-herna-herna-herna

Herna-her-nerds

(Wear a leather collar) Wear a leather collar

(And a dagger in your) A dagger in your ear

(Stabbin' and a-stabbin' and a-stabbin' and a-stabbin' at you)

I will make you smell the glove

(And try to look sincere) Then we'll

(Dance the blues) Oh, yes

(Let's dance the blues) We'll dance the blues

(Let's dance the blues) We'll dance them very much

(Under the megawatt moonlight)

Pretend to be Chinese

(One-hung-low)

I'll make you wear red shoes

There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion

All the big groups use

Atomic light (Will shine)

Through an old (Venetian blind)

Making patterens (On your face)

Then it cuts to (Outer space)

With its billions and billions, and billions, and billions, and

Be in my video (In my video)

Darling, every night (Darling, every night)

Everyone in cable-land (Everyone in cable, cable-land)

Will say you're outta sight (Until they say outta sight)

You can show your legs (You can show your pretty legs)

While you're getting in the car (In my bed, like my car)

And I will look repulsive (And I, I think it's a ball)

While I mangle my guitar

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee

Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee

Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee

Moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee

Moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee

Moo-ahhhh-wah-wah-wah

After all the close-up shots

Of you (In bondage leather)

They'll spray an alley with a hose

(And we'll all stay together)

Then we'll

(Dance the blues again)

Oh, yes, we'll dance the blues

(Let's dance the blues again) Sure, we will

(Let's dance the blues again) We'll dance them blues

(In the middle of an alley)

(Let's dance your face) Let's dance your face

(Let's dance your lips) And dance your lips

(Let's dance your nose) We can dance your nose

And then we'll dance your sinus

Blues

Moo-ahhhh