Valley Girl

Valley girl, she's a valley girl

Valley girl, she's a valley girl

Okay, fine, for sure, for sure

She's a valley girl, in a clothing store

Okay, fine, for sure, for sure

She's a

Like, oh my God (Valley girl)

Like, totally (Valley girl)

Encino's like, so bitchin' (Valley girl)

There's like, the Galleria (Valley girl)

And like, all these like, really great shoe stores

I like, love going into like, clothing stores and stuff

I like, buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff

It's like, so bitchin', 'cause like everybody's like

Super super nice, it's like, so bitchin'

On Ventura, there she goes

She just bought some bitchin' clothes

Tosses her head and flips her hair

She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes, are you into S and M?

I go, oh right, could you like

Just picture me, in like, a leather teddy

Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me, I'm sure, no way

He was like, freaking me out

He called me a beastie

That's 'cause like, he was totally blitzed

He goes like, bag your face, I'm sure

Valley girl, she's a valley girl

Valley girl, she's a valley girl

Okay, fine, for sure, for sure

She's a valley girl, so sweet and pure

Okay, fine, for sure, for sure

She's a

Really sad (Valley girl)

Like, my English teacher, he's like (Valley girl)

He's like, Mister Bu-fu (Valley girl)

We're talking Lord, God, King Bu-fu (Valley girl)

I am so sure, he's like, so gross

He like, sits there and like, plays with all his rings

And he like, flirts with all the guys in the class

It's like, totally disgusting

I'm like so sure, it's like, barf me out

Gag me with a spoon

Last idea to cross her mind

Had something to do with where to find

A pair of jeans to fit her butt

And where to get her toenails cut

So like, I go into this like, salon place, you know

And I wanted like, to get my toenails done

And the lady like, goes

Oh my God, your toenails are like, so grody

It was like, really embarrassing

She's like, oh my God, like, bag those toenails

I'm like, sure, she goes

Uh, I don't know if I can handle this, you know

I was like, really embarrassed

Valley girl, she's a valley girl

Valley girl, she's a valley girl

Okay, fine, for sure, for sure

She's a valley girl, and there is no cure

Okay, fine, for sure, for sure

She's a valley girl, and there is no cure

Like, my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley girl)

She like, makes me do the dishes and (Valley girl)

Clean the cat box (Valley girl)

I am sure, that's like gross (Valley girl)

Barf out (Valley girl)

Oh my God (Valley girl)

Hi! Uh-huh (Valley girl)

My name, my name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley girl)

Uh-huh, that's right, Ondrya (Valley girl)

Uh-huh, I know, it's like (Valley girl)

I do not talk funny, I am sure (Valley girl)

What's the matter with the way I talk? (Valley girl)

I'm a Val, I know (Valley girl)

But I live like, in a really good part of Encino, so it's okay (Valley girl, valley girl)

So like, I don't know (Valley girl)

I'm like freaking out, totally (Valley girl)

Oh my God (Valley girl)

Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley girl)

I'm getting my braces off, you know (Valley girl)

But I have to wear a retainer

That's going to be really, like a total bummer

I'm freakin' out, I'm sure

Like those things that like, stick in your mouth

They're so gross, you like, get saliva all over them

But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, you know

So you can like see my smile

It'll be like, really cool

Except my like teeth, are like too small

But no biggie, it's so awesome

It's like tubular, you know?

Well, I'm not like, really ugly or anything

It's just like, I don't know

You know me, I'm like into the, like the clean stuff, like Pac-Man

Like, I don't know, like, my mother like, makes me do the dishes

It's like, so gross

Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates

And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, you know?

It's like grody, grody to the max

I'm sure, it's like really nauseating

Like, barf out, gag me with a spoon

Gross

I am sure

Totally