I Love College

I'm nice right now man

I, I feel good

If you have a drink

Would you please put it in the air

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at three wake up at ten

Go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life

Sip Bankers Club and drink Miller Lite

On thirsty Thursday and Tuesday night ice

And now I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up

I'm next on the table who want what

I am champion at beer pong

Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house

Better hope you make it otherwise you naked

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is, um

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at three wake up at ten

Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college (Hey)

I love drinking (Hey)

I love women (Hey)

Man I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school

But, I can tell you a story or two

Um, yea of course I learned some rules

Like don't pass out with your shoes on

And don't leave the house till the booze gone

And don't have sex if she's too gone

When it comes to condoms put two on

Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong

Nothing wrong with some fun

Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at three wake up at ten

Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college (Hey)

I love drinking (Hey)

I love women (Hey)

I love college

Now if everybody would please

Put their drink as high as they can

As high as they can

And repeat after me

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug

Freshmen, freshmen, freshmen, freshmen

Do somethin' crazy

Do somethin' crazy

Do somethin' crazy

Do somethin' crazy

Keg stand, keg stand, keg stand, keg stand

That party last night

Man I love college, I love it

That party last night

Aight every body, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it) (You know what's goin' down)

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed (You're all invited)

But my good friends is all I need (Bring your friends)

Pass out at three wake up at ten

Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college

Do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?