Lark On My Go-Kart

Sitting on a tuffet

Puffing on the best cut buds

Trying to get butt from Ms. Muffet

Me and Teddy Ruxpin stirring up a ruckus

Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins

Suck a dick butt-kiss

Chumps can't funk with the punk kids

Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins

Any Tim Duncan, Spur of the moment

Let the whole world know I run shit

Jump ship quick

Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick

Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip

Twist to a front flip

Son, that was some trick

Watch all the dumb chicks hump when bump this

Kinda like the blond Bob Saget

Ash can get nasty

Pass me a blunt and some Captain

Chilling with an Ashley

Heading to the mall

Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off

Ten feel tall with the balls of a matador

Door matted whore with your words

Heard that before, poor metaphor

Pedicure, get your feet fixed

Walk in my shoes for a few you gon' need it

Yeah, got your Wii-fit to practice your freeze with

Need a few weeks before you can compete with

Razor Ramon flow, oh, so sharp

You can take Kapowski

I'ma take Lark on my go-kart

Mario Kart skills are outrageous

Play me any day and I'll be the best racist

Wait, no erase it

Meant to say a racer

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager

Take off your bluetooth, now dot com

I'm at the grocery store with hot moms

'Bout thirty-five with at least two kids

We can make out while my friend babysits

All up in your fridge eating left over shit

Tuna sandwich, butterscotch Krimpets, Cheetos be my choice of chip

I enjoy for a bit

Take a sip from my Ssips and then split

Roll that jay up

Is it rolled?

Yeah

Roll it up

Hair like a troll doll

Basketball shorts on

Yeah, I'm a dork, but I'm still holding court, ball up, baller

Y'all take too long, get dolled up

Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up

Who am I trying to impress?

Honey in the sundress

With the breasts, luscious

Just sent me a text

O M G you're the B E est

If you're tryin' to have sex

I'm the best at it