You'll Rock

The momentum of this party can only increase

The design of this rhyme is a masterpiece

You'll wanna kick steps to the musical feast

And witness the force I'm about to release

You'll rock

I'm a professional producer of hip-hop songs

In case you're unaware, my beats are always strong

I'll exterminate your crew if I don't like you

With one rhyme I subdue, my adversaries are through

I'm the best, fascinating, my name's Cool J

I'm the royalty of rap, what else can I say?

Experienced rhymin' skills, plus my voice isn't wack

Funky fresh party rocker, so let's face facts

I'll dust a rapper off if I require practice

Vocal cords so rough that I can eat cactus

Choreographer of rhymes, best of all time

Composition technician with a B-boy's mind

Terrorizin' emcees', destruction's in my path

Make your girlfriend ask me for my autograph

I'm the mic dominator, best of all time

And you ain't heard nothing till you heard J rhyme

You'll rock

Now I'ma tell you the meaning behind scratchin' sounds

He's Cut-Creator, Philly-Philly as the DJ crown

Me and him are imitatin', but never underrated

My rhymes and his cuts have been consolidated

The mission ain't complete without the use of his hands

He makes my rhymes sound fresher, my beat expands

So I'd like you to meet him, but don't attempt to beat him

A five-man crew? Me and him will defeat 'em

He'll scratch and wipe out all foes

Turntable terrorizin' and I think you should know

That we're high-calibered and my name's J

And for all you sucker crews, it's Judgment Day

To ring this encounter, I'm your rhyme sayer

I hate to say it, girls, but, yes, I'm a player

Materials royal, dominating all

Light brown with dimples and I'm six feet tall

A promotor of recordings that I call my own

And I'd love to take one of you ladies home

I'm complete and clear, infiltrating your ears

My literature is above Shakespeare

Emcee assassinator and I just won't stop

I'm the author and designer of the jam you'll rock

I'm a lyrical flame on the heels of fame

And the world will be glad that Cool J came

You'll rock

Now I'ma dedicate this rhyme to my favorite street

You'll think about it every time that you hear this beat

Any other jam you hear, just disregard

This is the national anthem of the boulevard

See, I'm loyal to the boule' 'cause it taught me the deal

Certainly the place to be and that's how I feel

Farmers Boulevard, E-Love, and me Cool J

In the center of it all is a Q3A

42nd will surrender, Delancey's in fear

Queens Boulevard is soft, they don't come around here

With Gazelles on my face I will hold my space

And to taste, stimulate, and conduct the bait

You'll rock

Now I'ma kick it for the beat and check complete my missions

Subtractin' emcees like a mathematician

Jammin' up the board at the rappin' commission

Sole inventor of this composition

I disintegrate rappers, I can and I could

The great Edgar Allen Poe couldn't right this good

I'm the warlord of rap with my own army

Japan's whole military couldn't disarm me

Super bad, cold-crushed, number one b-boy

Like a painting from Picasso, I'm the real McCoy

Crown prince of rappin', Godfather of beats

Emcees that I meet I mutilate and defeat

You'll rock

You know what I'm sayin? Break

You know what I'm sayin? Break, break, break two