I'm Number One

I'm number one, you're number two

We're criminals at large, but I'm at larger than you

I'm number one, you're number two

I believe in equality as long as you get less than me

I'm one (You're one) you're number two (I'm number two)

You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarter-er than you

I'm number one, you're number two

You're lucky to be number two, not number three

I can see by the look in your eye

You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

One day, you'll get your chance

But in the meantime, you've got to dance, monkey, dance

(Really? I hate dancing) Do it, dance, monkey, dance

I'm number two, he's number one

I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian

I'm number two, he's number one (I'm number one)

You know life's gone to the dogs, when your boss is a frog

I can see it's just a matter of time

Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line

It won't be long till I get my chance

But in the meantime, I've got to, dance, monkey, dance

Dance, monkey, dance

Now watch me

I'm number one (He's number one)

You're number two (I'm number two)

Ah, that's it, kid, there you go

Now step aside, this ain't your show

I'm one (I'm one)

I'm number one (Yes, we know)

I'm (He's) number one

That's how it's done