I Can't Decide

It's not easy having yourself a good time

Greasing up those bets and betters

Watching out they don't four-letter

Fuck and kiss you both at the same time

Smells like something I've forgotten

Curled up, died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight

Don't wanna be a bad guy

I'm just a loner, baby

And now you've gotten in my way

I can't decide whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you

If I stop now call me a quitter

If lies were cats you'd be a litter

Pleasing everyone isn't like you

Dancing jigs until I'm crippled

Slug ten drinks, I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you

You've played by all the same rules

It takes the truth to fool me

And now you've made me angry

I can't decide whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

Oh, I could throw you in the lake

Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

Oh, I could bury you alive

But you might crawl out with a knife

And kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why

I can't decide whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride