Cuphead Rap

Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead

One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep

Pickin' up steam, wonder why they call me hothead

Struck a deal with the Devil, now I'm rackin' up debt

Yes, I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset

I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?

Step in from of my finger gun and your drop dead

Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless

They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet

I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it

You can never touch this but you can kick the bucket

I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted

Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman

You don't really wanna get your head busted

I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'?

After doin' these devilish deeds, Goddamn

I'll stop this train even if it's haunted

Where's my ship? Sorry just sunk it

Hoppin' like a frog, duck and dodge your punches

Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions

Spent all your breathe huffin' and puffin'

Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'

Unless all you wanna end up dead

You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble, nothin' that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibitty, bill

Any line that you happen to draw

Is a line I'll be stepping across

Trapped in a world lackin' any natural laws

Have you had your coffee yet? 'Cause I'm off of the walls

My demons need some exorcise

A little caffeine oughta get 'em energized

Will we ever get to heaven when we die?

Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives

Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out

I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Mickey Mouse

I'll kick his ass, then I'll knock Walt Disney out

I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (Oh, no)

My hands been dealt, it's a bad draw, though

I'll go all in when the rest all fold

Look's like I'm on the last straw, so

Better tell the Devil th-that, th-that's all folks

Come see what we been brewin'

Something to keep ya movin'

Must be the beat I'm boomin'

Hit me with that funky music

How do we keep on groovin'?

One could say we've been juicin'

Beepin', boopin', looney toonin'

Time for you to face the music

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble, nothin' that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibitty, bill

I feel like the holy grail

Just hope I don't go to hell

If so, that won't go so well

I've been bad, but no one tell

I'm much more than just a cup

Raise a toast and pick me up

Pour one more and drink it up

But don't choke

'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chuggin' from

I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun

Workin' for Lucifer is a ton of fun

(You two, do my bidding) Done and done

I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled

After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle

When I'm stuck up shit's creek without a paddle

I just imagine, the glass is half full

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble, nothin' that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibitty, bill