Stone Cold Sober

Woo

Never get to bed before sun up

Always get caught in the rain

Sometimes I might get in trouble

Never was one to complain

Gentleman, you must agree

Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud 33

To be stone-cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Oh, I'm stone-cold sober again

Never found a dime in a gutter

Always get my best friends drunk

If the president tries to call me

Say, "Rodney, come on over for lunch"

I'd say, "Gentlemen, excuse me please

But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud 33"

Yeah, stone-cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Yeah, stone-cold sober again

Sunday is a drag, so forget it

Monday you can make up for that

Tuesday, take a taste for dinner

If you're alright, spend it in bed

But on Thursday prepare for your weekend

And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin'

When you're stone-cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone-cold sober again

Stone-cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone-cold sober again

I don't mind stone-cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone-cold sober again

Down under

Down in the alley hah