Frontier Psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch

What does that mean, you're a nut

You're crazy in the coconut, what does that mean?

That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you

That boy needs therapy, Rannygazoo, let's have a tune

Now when I count three

That boy needs therapy

He was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth

Avalanche is above, business continues below

Did I ever tell you the story of cowboys and midgets?

And the Indians and frontier psychiatrist

I feel strangely hypnotized, I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls

And milk and rectangles, to an optometrist, a man with a golden eyeball

And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin, I promise my girlfriend a violin

Frontier psychiatrist

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Frontier, frontier

Frontier psychiatrist

Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch

What does that mean, you're a nut

You're crazy in the coconut, what does that mean?

That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you

That boy needs therapy, Rannygazoo, let's have a tune

Now when I count three

That boy needs therapy

He was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you, can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?

A bird, yeah

Sometimes a parrot talks

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk

Can you think of anything else?

Um, a record?