United States of Whatever

Whatever, I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

She was all like ehh, and I'm like, whatever

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like

Hey aren't you that dude, and I'm like yeah, whatever

So later, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like

Uhh and I'm like yeah, whatever

'Cause this my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever

And then it's three AM

I'm on the corner wearing my leather

This dude comes up, he's like

Hey punk, I'm like yeah, whatever

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and he's like

Hey I thought I told you

And I'm like yeah whatever

Then up comes Zaphron and I'm like

Yo Zaphron what's up, and he's like nothin

And I'm like that's cool

'Cause this my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever