What Happened

Three, four

Wake up in the morning

Clock says half past 1

I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun

There's no recollection

Of the evil things I've done

Head feels like I must have had some fun

What happened?

Last thing I remember

I was chillin' at a party

Pinchin' girlie's asses, I was drinkin' recklessly

I know I did something

Lord, what could it be?

Woke up in the morning and all my friends hate me

What happened?

Oh, yeah

Play it, boy wonder

What am I doing here?

Who is this girl in my bed?

What is this shit on my face?

My God, what is that awful smell?

She may be an angel

She may be a queen

She might be Black, White, American, Indian, or Japanese

What happened?

Threw a bottle at the bouncer, didn't think that he was cool

Pissed in someone's drink and threw a bike into a pool

Drivin' down the sidewalk like a drunken, possessed fool

I broke every single traffic rule

Oh, what happened?

What happened?

Let's go

She may be an angel

She may be a queen

She might be Black, White, American, Indian, or Japanese