Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time, it's detachable

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This comes in handy a lot of the time

I can leave it at home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble

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Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

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But now and then I go to a party

Get drunk, and the next morning

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I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it

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First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it

So I called up the place where the party was

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They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

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Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time

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So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party

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But they were no help either

I was starting to get desperate

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I really don't like being without my penis for too long

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It makes me feel like less of a man

And I really hate to sit down every time I take a leak

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After a few hours of searching the house

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And calling everyone I could think of

I was starting to get very depressed

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So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

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Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards Saint Mark's Place

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Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the streets

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

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Next to a broken toaster over, some guy was selling it

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I had to buy it off him

He wanted twenty two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen

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I took it home, washed it off

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And put it back on

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I was happy again

Complete

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached

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But I don't know

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Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass

I like having a detachable penis

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