I Brake for Brunettes

Well I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads that stop on a dime Now the way I drive It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time So don't tailgate my pickup truck Or you might just wind up in a wreck No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet But I brake for brunettes I let Firestone put me some new tires on Just a few weeks ago But man I swear That wear and tear is already starting to show Well I oughta just whistle and yell But man I can't help myself 'Cause I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads that stop on a dime Now the way I drive It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time Don't tailgate my pickup truck Or you might just wind up in a wreck Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet But I brake for brunettes See my big skid marks by the wave pool park And Judy's Beauty Salon And Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's Boutique Where they come out with mini skirts on Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread Down by Tina's tanning bed 'Cause I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads that stop on a dime Now the way I drive It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time So don't tailgate my pickup truck Or you might just wind up in a wreck No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet But I brake for brunettes I brake for brunettes Man I brake for brunettes uh-huh uh-huh woah