Me & The Bottle (Hungover You)

Does anybody wanna burn one down?

Gimme a "hell yeah" for crying out loud

You're all invited to the losers ball

Just leave your worry in the bathroom stall

My baby left me for a Democrat

I bet she's giving him a heart attack

As for the shape, the shape I'm in

Well there's a ring around a salted rim

One, two, three, four

'Til it doesn't hurt anymore

Between me and the bottle, we're getting through

Twisted up man, and unscrewed

Me and the bottle, are hungover you

'Round and 'round while the jukebox sings

Meet in the middle, and in between

Me and the bottle, we're making do

Hungover you

Well, I reckon I could call her up

I could tell her what a mess I was

Then again, she might call my bluff

Come around and start acting up

Yeah, I think I'll just sit here

And drink about it 'til it's Everclear

Go ahead hon', hit me again

A double barrel on the chinny-chin-chin

Five, six, seven, eight

Yeah, I'm tryin' to keep my story straight

Between me and the bottle, we're getting through

Twisted up man, and unscrewed

Me and the bottle, are hungover you

'Round and 'round while the jukebox sings

Meet in the middle, and in between

Me and the bottle, we're making do

Here's to you and me

And the rest of y'all losers

You know who you are

I was wondering how much I could stand

Well I finally found the bar

Between me and the bottle, we're getting through

Twisted up man, and unscrewed

Me and the bottle, are hungover you

'Round and 'round while the jukebox sings

Meet in the middle, and in between

Me and the bottle, we're making do

Hungover you