House of Broken Gingerbread

Fa-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la

Fa-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la

Two mountains of presents, two glittering trees

Both crusted in tinsel and blue LEDs

Two platters of cookies and peppermint bar

Two baby Messiahs aglow in the dark

Two packs of Uno and two sets of Clue

There's double the Christmas, but I'm torn in two

In the house of broken gingerbread

Butterscotch and candy cigarettes

Sugar snow on the flower bed

At the house of (House of) Broken gingerbread

Fa-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la

Oh, yeah

Fa-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la

And there they go sledding (There they go sledding)

Here there's a pool (Here there's a pool)

The boyfriend's a dentist (The boyfriend's a dentist)

The stepmom is cool (The stepmom is cool)

Dad gave me a brother (Gave me a brother)

Mom promised a dog (Mom promised a dog)

And one of those French cakes, disguised as a log

Two hearted Christmas, half-hearted day

Saint Nick and the wise men got lost on the way

To the house of broken gingerbread

Butterscotch and candy cigarettes

Sugar snow on the flower bed

At the house of (House of) Broken gingerbread

Mistletoe is hanging by a thread

And the misfit toys just shake their heads

Stockings hung up and full of dread

At the house of (House of) Broken gingerbread