Disney Villains Medley (feat. Whitney Avalon)

Poor, unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl

And do I help them? Yes, indeed

Those poor, unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron crying, spells, Ursula, please

And I help them! Yes, I do

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer (And where do we feature?)

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice, deliciously square

Be prepared

Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man

Of my virtue, I am justly proud (Et tibi pater)

Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than

The common vulgar, weak, licentious crowd (Quia pecavi nimis)

Then tell me, Maria

Why I see her dancing there?

Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul? (Cogitatione)

I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her raven hair

Is blazing in me, out of all control (Verbo et opere)

Like fire, hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning desire is turning me to sin

No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no one in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston, a king pin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

My, what a guy, that Gaston

Mother knows best, listen to your mother

It's a scary world out there (Very scary)

Mother knows best, one way or another

Something will go wrong, I swear

Ruffians, thugs, poison ivy, quicksand

Cannibals and snakes, the plague (No) Yes (But)

Also large bugs, men with pointy teeth and

Stop, no more, you'll just upset me

Mother's right here, mother will protect you

Darling, here's what I suggest

Skip the drama, stay with mama

Mother knows best

Yes

Are you ready? (Are you ready?) Are you ready?

Transformation central

(Transformation central)

Transformation central

(Transformation central)

Transmodification central, can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright

I hope you're satisfied

But if you ain't, don't blame me

You can blame my friends on the other side (But you got what you wanted)

(But you lost what you had)

So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin

Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me

His personality flaws give me adequate cause

To send him packing on a one-way trip

So his prospects take a terminal dip

His assets frozen, the venue chosen

Is the ends of the earth, whoopee

So long, ex-prince Ali (Mother knows best)

(Friends on the other side)

(Poor, unfortunate souls)

(Be prepared)