Alkatraz

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Welcome to the show! (Are ya ready?!) Whoo! (C'mon, c'mon) La, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la La, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la (all right) La, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la Three, two, one (okay) Knock, knock, howdy, fellas! Here comes the trouble! （やっほー） We're by night the devil's half-time ragtime rustlers Untouchable charisma and spifflicated muscle Split the difference, ya get the real "honky-tonk hustle" (whoo!) Hell's unbroken stallions, valiant swing rapscallions Bringin' back the "okie-dokie, fuck off" mentality! An advantageous place of our own where "havin' fun" wins So uncourageous fakers best be knowin' their onions, okay? So much for tryna keep the record "clean and stainless..." 「え？ そんなことないと思った」 But there's a line between "defyin' the law" and "actin' brainless" 「え？ なんて言った？ 死ぬほどワロタ」（やれやれ...） We got the real sockdolager sounds And everybody wants a piece, but all I want is to peace out! (Bye!) An off-the-beat town of scoffin' clowns who act tough Show 'em what hell is! Only jealous 'cause they can't catch up So come on! (Let's keep it movin') I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in Raise hell myself 'cause all you're doin's talkin'! So don't tell me how to break the law I don't buy what you're sellin' (no) You say you're gonna "set me free" Well, you take too long! Hey, what's the hold up? (Huh?) I'm sick of bein' holed up (what?) And told what to say and what to stand for by the man that's in control (oh) But off-handed and unplanned escape's a ticket to "goodnight" But the animal's need to be freed's a stick of dynamite (wow!) So welcome one and welcome all to Satan's Hell in jail cell walls Regard the riotous lunacy 'til opportunity calls A demon's "game of chance" or poker for souls But here the warden plays a hand wherein the Joker is the one in control! (Too bad!) "I guess that you could say the devil's off my shoulder!" Ha-ha! Hilarious! Despair upon the worthless! Behind the slick, sophisticated composure He who runs a circus tends to be nefariously merciless But if I had your soul, we could make a break for it... Give and takin', given what's at stake, don't gotta hate me for it! Hide our claws, obey their ridiculous laws and mimic their dance Be reverential soldiers 'til we get that chance! So come on! (Let's keep it movin') I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in Raise hell myself 'cause all you're doin's talkin'! So don't tell me how to break the law I don't buy what you're sellin' (nuh-uh!) You say you're gonna "set me free" Well, you take too long! One, two, three, four Countin' down the seconds 'til we aim for the door We gotta sneak out the back, stop overthinkin' And peak through the cracks, take out the kingpin! This moment determines if we're swimmin' or sinkin' An unforeseen deterrent could arise, so no blinkin' (no blinkin'!) A wink of the eye, a minor slight of the hands I'm gonna make it out alive with or without ya, man! So are you in or you out? Don't complicate this You hurry up, you'll enter right in time for the great twist of fate It's the grand finale, so take a bow! Curtains down, ding-dong, sorry, you take too long Man, you take too long, I can't wait So come on! (Let's keep it movin') I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in Raise hell myself 'cause all you're doin's talkin'! So don't tell me how to break the law I don't buy what you're sellin' (no) You say you're gonna "set me free" Well, you take too long! You say you're gonna, say you're gonna set me free Yeah, you say you're gonna set me free Well, you take too long! (Ha-ha, gonna "set me free," huh?) La, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la (well, you take too long!)